Better to learn now

My little brother is getting married in July.  He is 17.  Yep, I'm serious.  He will be 18 this week and he and his fiance are graduating from high school next week.   

Idiots

Anyway, last night we were all at my mom's house for dinner and my brother was giving some excuse about how "busy" he is.  I asked what he was SO busy with (after he graduates from high school).  He said he had to plan the wedding.  BAHAHAHAHA  I told him I wasn't buying that at all.  I said something to the effect of "yeah, right.  Like you're actually planning the wedding.  HAHAHA!  This is HER day, not yours."  He was all defensive and said that he has, in fact, been consulted for his opinions and some of his ideas have been used.  HAHAHA  I told him that he is being consulted because Angela is nice, but in the end, it doesn't matter WHAT he says because she will do what she wants.  She is really good, though, to only be 17 and already knows that you make an idea seem like it's your husband's, even though you would go with it no matter what.  

Woman: "Honey, do you like the blue towel or the light green towel?" 

(We're getting the light green one either way.)

Man: "Hmmm....well, I really like the light green one."

Woman: "You have such good taste hon, and such good ideas!  What a smart husband I have."

See?  Then the man feels manly and needed and the woman always gets her way.  mwahahahaha

Oh, and the funniest part of the whole conversation was that Angela was just sitting there laughing the whole time-not once protesting what I was saying.  

Cause she knows I'm right.  ;)

P.S. For the record, I don't ALWAYS get what I want.  We don't own a pony, after all.