I should never leave the house.
Bad things always happen when I'm gone and Shane's watching the kids.
Yesterday, for example, I walked in the door and Ari was screaming in Shane's arms. He quickly told me that he'd left her on the couch, left, and then she fell off (big surprise...). I comforted her (she was fine) and Kaden came up to me and said, "Mom, you can't hurt her!"
I told him, "Hey, it wasn't me! It was dad!"
(Insert Shane in the background: "HEY!" hahahaha)
Kaden said, "But, mom, we can't hurt baby Ari. We got her from the doctor!"
Confused, I tried to clarify what he meant, "We got baby Ari from the doctor??"
Kaden, "Yes. We just went to the doctor and she gave us a baby. So we can't hit her."
Now I know how to answer the "where do babies come from" question! WOO!
If only it were that easy... ;)
(And, yes, we've been working with Kaden on the "no hitting" thing lately, which is why he pointed out that we can't hit.)